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Couple caught having sex in dumpster

VICTORIA — Don’t bother knocking if the dumpster is rocking.

That’s what Saanich police found out early Friday, while following up on a call of “suspicious persons.”

A Saanich police officer arrived at a parking lot where he heard noises coming from a large garbage dumpster.

The officer called out to the people in the dumpster, but no one responded. When he looked inside, he was surprised to see two naked adults intertwined and oblivious to his presence.

The two adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster, police said in a news release.

The man was arrested on an unrelated matter and the woman was told to go home.